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Portal - Turret LED Flashlight with Sound


If there's one thing about turrets, it's that they're uncannily good at seeing things that are in front of them. And then riddling those things with holes. This tiny turret does not include working dual machine guns, but if you give it a squeeze, it'll light up the dark places in your world with a bright LED and explode with sound effects straight from the Portal and Portal 2 games. Just remember to treat it with care, because it's special.


Product Specifications

  • Bring a bit of Aperture Science home with this turret flashlight
  • Bright red LED light will help you find all life's lemons
  • Real turret sound effects from the Portal & Portal 2 games
  • Gift box looks just like the one in the Aperture Investment Opportunity #3 video
  • Officially licensed Portal / Portal 2 product
  • The Turret Talking Flashlight uses 1 CR2032 coin battery. (included)
  • Dimensions: Approx. 3.5" tall
  • When the side button is pressed your little light up buddy will randomly say one of the following quotes.
    • "Are you still there"
    • "Preparing to dispense product"
    • "I don't hate you"
    • "Target acquired"
    • "Goodbye"

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